I Like Apples

by Gary Kazoo

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released September 1, 2013

Words and Music ©2013 G.A.S / Kazooland Publishing. All rights reserved. Member ASCAP.

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Track Name: Bounce Your Ball
Bounce Your Ball by Gary Kazoo

Bounce your ball
Way up high
Bounce your ball
To the sky
Bounce your ball
As high as you can
Bounce your ball
Again and again

Bounce your Ball!
Bounce your Ball!
Bounce your Ball!
Bounce your Ball!

Bounce your ball
Up in the air
Bounce your ball
Like you just don’t care!
Bounce your ball
As high as you can
Bounce your ball
Again and again
Track Name: I Like Apples
I Like Apples – Gary Kazoo

I like apples
Because they’re red
I like apples
that is what I said
I like apples
AND APPLESAUCE!

I like apples
eat one every day
I like apples
Keeps the doctor away
I like apples
AND APPLESAUCE!

I really like those apples because
If you have a tooth ache you can make applesauce
You can bake ‘em, fry ‘em, you know you can’t deny ‘em
and if Kimmie comes over, you can even Apple Pie ‘em!
Track Name: What Goes Meow
What Goes Meow? by Gary Kazoo


What goes meow meow meow?
A cat goes meow meow meow
And what goes woof woof woof?
A dog goes woof woof woof
And what goes neigh neigh neigh?
A horse and pony say neigh
All of the animals talk and sing
in their own special way

Now what goes quack quack quack?
A duck goes quack quack quack
And what goes oink oink oink?
A pig goes oink oink oink
Now what keeps chirping all day?
A bird keeps chirping all day
All of the animals talk and sing
in their own special way
Track Name: Sniff Sniff Achoo
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! – Gary Kazoo

Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
I think I’ve got a cold!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
I think I’ve got a cold!

Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
AND A LITTLE COUGH, TOO!
I think I got a cold!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
I think I’ve got a cold!

BRIDGE:
Can you pass the tissues , please!
Hurry up be-fore- - I- sneeze
Ah-Ah Ah Ah-CHOOOOOO!

Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
I think I’ve got a cold!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
Or so I have been told
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
AND A LITTLE COUGH, TOO!
I think I got a cold!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO!
I think I’ve got a cold!
Track Name: Hop Like a Kangaroo
Hop Like a Kangaroo by Gary Kazoo

My kangaroo can hop higher than you
Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true
So let me see a big old hop from you
Now hop like a kangaroo
Come on hop like a kangaroo

My kangaroo can hop farther than you
Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true
So let me see a big old jump from you
Now hop like a kangaroo
hop like a kangaroo

My Kangaroo can hop longer than you
Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true
So let me see a big old hop from you
And now hop like a kangaroo
hop like a kangaroo

“LET ME SEE YOU ALL HOP!”
[INSTR. SOLO]

My kangaroo can hop higher than you
Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true
So let me see a big old hop from you
Now hop like a kangaroo
Come on hop like a kangaroo
Come on hop like a kangaroo
Track Name: Alphabet Soup
Alphabet Soup – Gary Kazoo

Oh, dear there’s a bee in my soup! (Bzzz)
and I-see-a- monkey in my soup! (oooh)
Oh no, there’s an elephant too! (Elephant noise – etc.)
It must be time for alphabet soup!

Alphabet soup is my favorite soup
It makes me want to go loopty-loop
I like it more than my hula hoop
Cause alphabet soup is my favorite soup

Oh dear, there’s a dog in my soup (Ruff!)
Oh dear, there’s a frog in my soup (grrrribit!)
Oh dear there’s a dinasour too- (roar)
It must be time for alphabet soup!

Chorus

Oh dear there’s a shoe in my soup (ewww!)
Hey! There’s a kazoo in my soup!
Oh dear there’s a kitten too
It must be time for alphabet soup!

Chorus

Hey Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
Hey, wait, there’s an “I” in my soup!
I see a chicken flying the coop
It must be time for alphabet soup!
Track Name: Crabby Abby
Crabby Abby by Gary Kazoo

Crabby - Abby
Never ever likes to smile
Crabby - Abby
Always looks like she’s mad
Crabby - Abby
Never ever likes to smile
Crabby - Abby
Always looks like she’s mad

I asked Crabby Abby why she’s angry today
She looked at me and said “go away!”
Well, that’s not a very nice thing to say!
Crabby Abby, why won’t you mile?

CHORUS

I asked Crabby Abby “what’s wrong with you?”
she started hoppin’ like a kangaroo
And then she tried to hit me with her left shoe!
Crabby Abby, why won’t you [A] smile?

Crabby - Abby
Never ever likes to smile
Crabby - Abby
Always looks like she’s mad
Crabby - Abby
Never ever likes to smile
Crabby - Abby
Always looks like she’s mad
Track Name: Mommy Mommy
Mommy Mommy by Gary Kazoo

Who can pick me up?
Who can stop me from crying?
Who can make me giggle?
Without even trying?
chorus
Oh my mom can, mom, can,mom can do
She is super- duper, coothcy coo
(I’ve) only got one thing left to do
And that’s to tell my mommy “I love you!”

Who can make me feel better
When I skin my knee?
Who’s the first one running
When I scream “Mommy!”

chorus

[SPOKEN during instrumental verse:]
Now take out your Kazoos and if you don’t have one, make believe, just like me! Doo doo doo do (Doo doo doo do) Do do do do doo

Chorus

Who can cover me with kindness
and is gentle as a dove
so I only get showered
with all of her love