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I Like Apples

by Gary Kazoo

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Bounce Your Ball by Gary Kazoo Bounce your ball Way up high Bounce your ball To the sky Bounce your ball As high as you can Bounce your ball Again and again Bounce your Ball! Bounce your Ball! Bounce your Ball! Bounce your Ball! Bounce your ball Up in the air Bounce your ball Like you just don’t care! Bounce your ball As high as you can Bounce your ball Again and again
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I Like Apples – Gary Kazoo I like apples Because they’re red I like apples that is what I said I like apples AND APPLESAUCE! I like apples eat one every day I like apples Keeps the doctor away I like apples AND APPLESAUCE! I really like those apples because If you have a tooth ache you can make applesauce You can bake ‘em, fry ‘em, you know you can’t deny ‘em and if Kimmie comes over, you can even Apple Pie ‘em!
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What Goes Meow? by Gary Kazoo What goes meow meow meow? A cat goes meow meow meow And what goes woof woof woof? A dog goes woof woof woof And what goes neigh neigh neigh? A horse and pony say neigh All of the animals talk and sing in their own special way Now what goes quack quack quack? A duck goes quack quack quack And what goes oink oink oink? A pig goes oink oink oink Now what keeps chirping all day? A bird keeps chirping all day All of the animals talk and sing in their own special way
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Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! – Gary Kazoo Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! I think I’ve got a cold! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! I think I’ve got a cold! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! AND A LITTLE COUGH, TOO! I think I got a cold! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! I think I’ve got a cold! BRIDGE: Can you pass the tissues , please! Hurry up be-fore- - I- sneeze Ah-Ah Ah Ah-CHOOOOOO! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! I think I’ve got a cold! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! Or so I have been told Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! AND A LITTLE COUGH, TOO! I think I got a cold! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! Sniff, Sniff, AH-CHOO! I think I’ve got a cold!
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Hop Like a Kangaroo by Gary Kazoo My kangaroo can hop higher than you Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true So let me see a big old hop from you Now hop like a kangaroo Come on hop like a kangaroo My kangaroo can hop farther than you Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true So let me see a big old jump from you Now hop like a kangaroo hop like a kangaroo My Kangaroo can hop longer than you Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true So let me see a big old hop from you And now hop like a kangaroo hop like a kangaroo “LET ME SEE YOU ALL HOP!” [INSTR. SOLO] My kangaroo can hop higher than you Well, that’s what he says, but I don’t think it’s true So let me see a big old hop from you Now hop like a kangaroo Come on hop like a kangaroo Come on hop like a kangaroo
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Alphabet Soup – Gary Kazoo Oh, dear there’s a bee in my soup! (Bzzz) and I-see-a- monkey in my soup! (oooh) Oh no, there’s an elephant too! (Elephant noise – etc.) It must be time for alphabet soup! Alphabet soup is my favorite soup It makes me want to go loopty-loop I like it more than my hula hoop Cause alphabet soup is my favorite soup Oh dear, there’s a dog in my soup (Ruff!) Oh dear, there’s a frog in my soup (grrrribit!) Oh dear there’s a dinasour too- (roar) It must be time for alphabet soup! Chorus Oh dear there’s a shoe in my soup (ewww!) Hey! There’s a kazoo in my soup! Oh dear there’s a kitten too It must be time for alphabet soup! Chorus Hey Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Hey, wait, there’s an “I” in my soup! I see a chicken flying the coop It must be time for alphabet soup!
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Crabby Abby 02:25
Crabby Abby by Gary Kazoo Crabby - Abby Never ever likes to smile Crabby - Abby Always looks like she’s mad Crabby - Abby Never ever likes to smile Crabby - Abby Always looks like she’s mad I asked Crabby Abby why she’s angry today She looked at me and said “go away!” Well, that’s not a very nice thing to say! Crabby Abby, why won’t you mile? CHORUS I asked Crabby Abby “what’s wrong with you?” she started hoppin’ like a kangaroo And then she tried to hit me with her left shoe! Crabby Abby, why won’t you [A] smile? Crabby - Abby Never ever likes to smile Crabby - Abby Always looks like she’s mad Crabby - Abby Never ever likes to smile Crabby - Abby Always looks like she’s mad
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Mommy Mommy 02:28
Mommy Mommy by Gary Kazoo Who can pick me up? Who can stop me from crying? Who can make me giggle? Without even trying? chorus Oh my mom can, mom, can,mom can do She is super- duper, coothcy coo (I’ve) only got one thing left to do And that’s to tell my mommy “I love you!” Who can make me feel better When I skin my knee? Who’s the first one running When I scream “Mommy!” chorus [SPOKEN during instrumental verse:] Now take out your Kazoos and if you don’t have one, make believe, just like me! Doo doo doo do (Doo doo doo do) Do do do do doo Chorus Who can cover me with kindness and is gentle as a dove so I only get showered with all of her love
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released September 1, 2013

Words and Music ©2013, 2017 G.A.S / Kazooland Publishing. All rights reserved. Member ASCAP.

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